Disclaimer

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1. It's a joke

Freakzilla.com is intended to be a humorous site. Granted, sometimes this humor is in bad taste, or even very bad taste. It's still a joke.

2. Suicide is not a solution

We (well, I) do not believe suicide is really a good answer to your problems. I have to admit, sometimes the idea of committing suicide in such a way as to cause a lot of problems for the people who made our lives miserable does sound appealing sometimes, but then again so is telling them to go screw themselves and living life on your own terms. I don't think contemplating suicide is wrong - everyone does that to some degree at some point in their life - but if you really think that's the only option open to you, for god's sake, talk to someone who'll help you. If you can't trust your parents or friends, heck, email me.

3. The Following Items are not owned by me

• Pokemon is copyrighted by Nintendo. I assume it's also a registered trademark, but Nintendo don't want to talk to people about that (http://www.nintendo.com/copyright.html), and provide no contact information.
• Newsradio was a TV show on NBC. So I assume that's owned by them too. There's no link to Newsradio on NBC's site anymore. Freakzilla.com is not affiliated with NBC in any way, shape or form, other than I occasionally watch shows on NBC and occasionally get pissed that they cancel shows I like.
• Unless otherwise specified, all content is copyrighted © Freakzilla.com, namely me.
• All 3rd party trademarks and copyrights are owned by their respective owners. Failure to mention or acknowledge them is not meant to indicate otherwise - it is probably an oversight. Please contact us if you notice any omissions.

4. Don't Do Drugs

Drugs aren't really mentioned at all on this site, but what the hell. Drugs are bad. Don't use them.